Haha! after 13190274 days~ I finally updated my albums page! Haha! And while doing so, I found this really funny entry at my bulletin.

10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON FRIENDSTER

ONE: Stop posting multiple bulletins! People would read your bulletin if they really want to! Or even stop saying, “READ ME”, like I said, people would read it if they want to.

TWO: To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are you serious? You dont know half the people! You’re stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE: Don’t ever post pictures and say “OMG, I’m so ugly” “OMG, I’m so fat” because if you were, you wouldn’t post them. And if u do ur a f*cking idiot.

FOUR: Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded.

FIVE: Quit crying because you’re not on someones featured friends. Who cares? IT’S THEIR PROFILE! NOT YOURS!

SIX: Who really cares if I don’t accept you
as a friend? MOVE ON! Don’t send me another request or message asking “What’s up with you not adding me?” I don’t want you as a friend, that’s what’s up dumbass!

SEVEN: 6th graders who have Friendster and look like sluts, and act like whores go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT: If you have decided to read this, you are a true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE: I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people’s brains.

TEN: And if you open a bulletin and it says something like ” Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight, or “some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom ”
QUIT BEING A DUMB A$S!! This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you.

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